Caption competition

I'm undecided what to add as a title for this photo...The odd couple? Little & large? From the sublime to the ridiculous? Dumb & dumber?  (sorry guys)

So I'll open it up as a competition. The funniest caption suggested in the comments section of this post (as judged by Liz) on the 21st September wins both worldwide approbation on the interwebs and a bottle of mead cider. Let's see what you've got...